In Alabama .. .. ..
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
In California .. .. ..
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
One may not carry a lunch down the street between the hours of 11 and 1 o’clock.
In Maryland .. .. ..
It is illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
In Massachussets .. .. ..
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
It is illegal to keep a mule on the second floor of a building unless
there are two exits.
In New York .. .. ..
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
It is illegal to wear slippers after 10:00 pm.
In Ohio .. .. ..
It is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
In Oklahoma .. .. ..
Violators will be fined, arrested, or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
It is illegal to wear your boots to bed.
In Pennsylvania .. .. ..
You may not sing in the bathtub.
All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
You may not catch a fish using any body part except your mouth.
In Rhode Island.. .. ..
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
In Tenneessee .. .. ..
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Driving is not to be done while asleep.
It is illegal for frogs to croak after 11:00 pm.
In Utah.. .. ..
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
It is illegal not to drink milk.